Funny Quotes About Government

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From Denny:  First God gave humanity Free Will.  Then God gave humanity the right for self-government. Then the entertainment began! God also created comedians to exercise their creative free will to criticize inept government. God saw that Life was good so God sat back, relaxed and watched the show.

Now that I'm finished pontificating I thought you might enjoy some insightful quotes from deep thinkers throughout history, demonstrating their visions and opinions, chuckling about humanity's efforts toward creating government.

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Cute Funny Children Quotes

From Denny:  The holiday season is about children - and sometimes the child in all of us when it comes to gift giving and receiving!  When we look through the eyes of a child we can view the world from a simpler place, a landscape of wonderment.  And children often speak up with the funniest perspective on a situation that is so unexpected - and undeniably true - it makes us laugh.

Amusing Inspiring Dr.Seuss Quotes

From Denny:  The author of the famed hilarious rocking fantasy world of the Dr. Seuss books was Theodor Seuss Geisel.  He has entertained generations of children who remain fans into adulthood.

"The Cat in the Hat" was written with a mere 225 words and was created as a reader for children.

His book illustrations are pure whimsy and by his own hand.  Geisel was a talented illustrator and cartoonist that worked for Standard Oil Company doing ad campaigns for 15 years.

He so charmed children that he taught millions of them to read - and succeeded at his endeavor for four generations!

Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes
 

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni