Saturday, May 7, 2011

Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

May you live to be a hundred years - With one extra year to repent.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul Richter

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. - Dorothy Fulheim

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. - Branch Rickey

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. - Dan Bennett

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schulz, cartoonist

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. - Mark Twain

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. - Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. - Chili Davis

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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